Squeal!

It’s a new clip for Remember Me…*drools*

44

Sigh.  Forty-Four.  How in the HELL did this happen? I am so young, so lively. Not looking so well-preserved today. I usually liked to be perfectly ‘maintained’ on my birthday.  Sadly, thanks Mr. Blizzard, I have claws/hooves…sallow, saggy skin…haven’t been to the gym since Thursday…my root are ‘okay’, there’s that I suppose.  Sigh.  Grumble and groan.

I guess I should just be happy that I made it to 44. I had an uncle mysteriously die at age 43. They just found him dead in a chair one day. And, my middle brother died at 43 also. No mystery there – obese alcoholic. Sigh.  Anyway, I know I am strange but that has been hanging over my head a bit all year. I know that I had nothing to worry about but it’s like anything…the fear of bridges, the fear of flying, of vegetables(!), of food touching, snakes, etc. I am just a freak show, psychologically anyway…;-)

Well, this made my day…someone sent me this lovely bday greeting:

When all else fails, there’s Rob.  Cue purring like a kitty cat…ppppppppuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DAMN SNOW

Ugh.  Just found out that school is off for tomorrow too. ON MY BIRTHDAY.  I had such plans…drop off kids at school…have mini massage w/the lovely Tina…mani/pedi…go see New Moon (if still in theatres)…go to Sephora for my bday gift…perhaps a little recreational shopping…

Now?  Harrumph. Just get to be surrounded by those adorable angels that I gave birth too. ALL DAY.

Grumble.

Happy Birthday to HOPE!

She’s one year older than I am…so, a much Older Old Whore.  That makes me happy somehow

Have a great birthday!!!

Love ya!

Taylor Lautner Is Stretch Armstrong

WHY?  Okay, he’s Shark Boy…a werewolf…and now Stretch Armstrong?  Can he play a real human boy??  Even though I despise(!!!!) his character in the Twilight movies, I think he’s a cutie and hate to see him in these dumbass roles.

Taylor Lautner Is Stretch Armstrong

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PHOTOS: Jennifer Aniston’s Star-Studded Pre-Birthday Beach Getaway | RadarOnline.com

We all know I love Jen. But, hello? Why the same stupid mismatched bikini that we’ve seen her in?  I swear this is the same one that she wore with John Mayer in Miami a few years back.  She should have burned it! lol  Lots of money…buy a new damn bikini.

One small, mean note..does anyone else think JA has put on a pound or 2? Not fat by any means. Just a bit thicker?

Btw, a certain Frugal friend of mine would love to be a fly on the wall on this vaca. Jen, Courteney Cox, Sheryl Crow. He would be in heaven.

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Taylor Lautner Is Stretch Armstrong

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A tweet from David Slade

David Slade is the Director of a little upcoming flick called Eclipse!

Cutting like crazy, the film is getting closer working through the weekends again, adding more EDWARD!

I tweeted back, telling him that there is never enough Edward & to add MORE.

‘Cause Slade and I are tight like that.

And, here’s a little pic of my man, Robert Pattinson. It’s a leak from an upcoming Details magazine article. Apparently, he will be surrounded by lucky bitches models, mostly naked…the models, not Robert, sadly…Speaking of sad, I think he looks a bit melancholy here.  Perhaps he misses me?

He looks older too. But in a hot way. As always.

Famehoes. This site made me giggle.

Found a silly site about Robert and his Hoes…

Ah, Twilight Brain

Hmmmm, I just may have a case of this…