Why can’t I wear those cute compression short the women’s volleyball players wear?
Answers include, but are not limited to:
- Age
- Lack of Fitness
- Not a Volleyball Player
Look at how cute this girl’s butt looks. It’s like the perfect high, tight, muscular, young ass…damn her:
I suppose she’s not 45?? *sighs oldly* (I’ve officially declared “oldly” to be a real word *sticks out tongue*)
I was at Dick’s (Really? Who named this store?!) today buying a pair of size freaking 11 flip flops for 12. Yes, size 11. Ugh. And he is picky AND a pain in the ass to shop with AND for. Anyway, found the ones he wanted and then did some browsing for my selfish ass. Saw the CUTEST CUTEST little compression shorts. (I like that. Compression. We need that, right?) Look how 80s they are!!! LOVE!
and these?
Love these. Sadly, 45 year old camel toe is 45 year old camel toe. FML. Plus, they compress certain areas which leaves the overflow to go elsewhere. Not a pretty picture. *sighs*
Now, I did get these and they are adorable and I LOVE them!!
The bright colors are so Spring and are the just right tones to make my skin (apparently, my skin is a shade called “Haunted Milk” or possibly “Potato” according to my Facebook friends!) look tannish. So, that’s a Win. I’ll take it.
Am feeling wordy this week so I should have some superficial crap to share with you soon!
Kisses!
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