This is for my favorite Gleek, Jen! Who could Pat Poisonpuss be??
Good grief…would you look at those whores? I can’t call them famewhores or starf*ckers b/c c’mon it’s just the greasy Jersey Shore clowns. But maybe famewhores works b/c, incredible as it seems, these guys are FAMOUS. God help us all.
…that DING DONG the FRUG IS GONE! lol Just til Friday afternoon. It’s for ‘business’…hmmm…am checking Facebook and seeing all kinds of bar activity. Work, my ass! *growls fondly*
So, tomorrow, a Frug Free Day…what am I going to do? A massage? A mani/pedi? Lunch with a girlfriend? Recreational shopping? All the the above?
It’s actually going to be a F*ck Me Day. *sighs deeply* Because God and the Fates hate me, tomorrow is going to consist of a superduper fun Field Trip w/8’s 2nd grade class! Complete w/riding on a school bus w/40+ 8 year olds! We’ll be doing some sort of walking tour and learning about Native Americans! Yahooo! And, then, if that’s not enough fun…his teacher asked if we could ‘chat for 15 minutes’ right after the trip. Sssuuuuuurrrrrreeee. Terrific. So, by the time all is said and done, how much Kelly Time is left? Maybe enough time to pee and grab another Diet Coke.
As I said, a F*ck Me Day all around.
Funny sex article – real life versus pron. I LOL’d.
Woot! Wait. Then I guess I am a teenager?? (Good Lord, not a teenager…would never ever ever want to go back to the angsty teen years *shudders*)