Archive | April 2010

Blind Vice: Who’s the Not-So-Gleeful Diva?

This is for my favorite Gleek, Jen!  Who could Pat Poisonpuss be??

Blind Vice: Who’s the Not-So-iGlee/iful Diva?.

This entry was posted on April 30, 2010, in Uncategorized. Leave a comment

Pauly D & Vinny Soak Up the … Ladies

Good grief…would you look at those whores?  I can’t call them famewhores or starf*ckers b/c c’mon it’s just the greasy Jersey Shore clowns.  But maybe famewhores works b/c, incredible as it seems, these guys are FAMOUS. God help us all.

Pauly D & Vinny Soak Up the … Ladies.

Forgot to Mention…

…that DING DONG the FRUG IS GONE! lol Just til Friday afternoon. It’s for ‘business’…hmmm…am checking Facebook and seeing all kinds of bar activity. Work, my ass! *growls fondly*

So, tomorrow, a Frug Free Day…what am I going to do? A massage? A mani/pedi? Lunch with a girlfriend? Recreational shopping? All the the above?


It’s actually going to be a F*ck Me Day. *sighs deeply* Because God and the Fates hate me, tomorrow is going to consist of a superduper fun Field Trip w/8’s 2nd grade class!  Complete w/riding on a school bus w/40+ 8 year olds! We’ll be doing some sort of walking tour and learning about Native Americans! Yahooo!  And, then, if that’s not enough fun…his teacher asked if we could ‘chat for 15 minutes’ right after the trip. Sssuuuuuurrrrrreeee. Terrific. So, by the time all is said and done, how much Kelly Time is left? Maybe enough time to pee and grab another Diet Coke.

As I said, a F*ck Me Day all around.

This entry was posted on April 28, 2010, in Uncategorized. Leave a comment