(am upstairs, hiding from the family…wonder why?)
**sounds of some kind of skirmish**
8: MOM! He HIT me!
11: Did NOT!
8: Did TO!
**more shoving and pushing sounds**
Both: Ow! Hey!
Frug: Where is your Mother??
Frug: COW?!!! The children are fighting!
Me: *slams head to desk* Repeat.