Jessica Simpson Hits Carpet After Starting Extreme Vegan Diet – Healthy Lifestyle – UsMagazine.com

Oh, hello there, Jessica!  Or should I say MOO?  Kind of ironic that she’s on some sort of vegan diet right now and yet she looks so bovine.  *snorts*

Didn’t she have a reality show that was about beauty being skin deep and different standards of beauty around the world etc? And now she announcing her latest diet?  Hmmm. I like Jessica, really I do. She’s quite likable,  in a vapid shallow way…maybe she should embrace her curves and go with it. Stop the dieting (and please stop ANNOUNCING the diets, it’s pathetic) and go with it. Her body is pretty, in a curvy ‘big girl’ way. Maybe she could be a plus size model? The only problem is that her face is PUFFED UP like the blueberry girl in Willy Wonka…

News – Jessica Simpson Hits Carpet After Starting Extreme Vegan Diet – Healthy Lifestyle – UsMagazine.com.

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