So, I don’t understand…they do a poll/contest and then the winner of it gets a teeny tiny pic in the bottom left corner?? I didn’t vote (b/c I was sure my Robert would win!) but I agree with who eventually won — Ian Somerhalder. He is one sexay mofo. Yum.
JEN?!?!! Holy crap! Bedbugs in movie theatre seats!!!!!
Please continue to be a piece of meat. You look delicious.
That is all.
OMG! This is m-e-a-n! *giggles* And it makes me so glad I’m not a celebrity. So, let’s vote — does Jessica Simpson look better now or a year ago?? I’m totes going with A YEAR AGO.
It’s been a quiet week…hadn’t spotted and Hags o’the Sea til today! But it was a rare sighting…she wasn’t in her usual habitat (bar)…she was on the beach! She was a perfect specimen. Platinum blonde straw-like strands. Skin tanned over the years to luggage color and texture…Bikini. Skinny-fat due to diet of cigarettes and Natty Bo Light. Neon pink acrylic mails. Gold jewelry (ankle bracelet too, natch). Loud raspy voice due to the cigs. Textbook Sea Hag.
What made this sighting extra special was seeing her with her spawn. We need a name for a Sea Hag to-be. This woman’s daughter is well on her way. She had all the pre-Hag qualities (too tan, skanky ass bathing suit) but also had the personality of a rattlesnake, from what I, and the other onlookers, could tell. She was screeching at her very cute toddler…well, screeching interspersed with growling thru gritted teeth…the child didn’t want sunscreen on (imagine that? *rolls eyes*) and he was struggling to get away from her (the dad was probably right there with him, kwim? Lol) Anyway, it was quite a scene. And she ended up spanking the kid right there on the beach! It was only a quick 2 smack thing but was it was very telling, kwim? Ugh. I guess she’s less of a Sea Hag to be than just a bit WT?? *sighs*
In any event, it was a sight. You never know what you’ll see on the beach. It’s usually not good tho! And the Sea Hag family wasn’t pretty.
Actually, the answer could be 8. Another answer that will be accepted is “too many.”
The question? “How many glasses of wine did Kelly drink last night?”
It was so much fun that today’s pain is almost worth it! Le Frug and I went to the Starboard in Dewey Beach to see my fav beach band “Lauralea and Tripp Fabulous”…they play all the good fun songs that have you singing the lyrics and bouncing up and down with joy! Hee hee It makes me feel young and wild and free. And I may have a teeny crush on the guitar player
Sadly, mama is paying the price today with a headache that advil and diet coke cannot kill. I’m thinking I need grease?? Maybe some Thrasher’s fries? *drools*
No hair of the dog for me though!!