News – PIC: Jessica Simpson Wears Little Black Dress to Launch New Collection – Celebrity News – UsMagazine.com

Good MOOOrning, Jessica! I know, I know…she’s not fat. She’s fluffy! *cackles* Is it just me or does she look like a society matron? Like a lovely older woman at the country club??  And her BF looks like he’s escorting his friend’s mom…

So, her dude is a football player and yet who looks like a linebacker???  hmm???  She’s a pretty girl…but she is such a puffed up version of her former self…(good thing I don’t live in a glass house, right?!)

The dress is too small and is pulling across her hip area…and her hair is so pretty when it’s down and in soft waves…that updo is so aging, doncha think???

The shoes?  Okay, I like the shoes.  I said one nice thing!  Better quit while I’m ahead!

News – PIC: Jessica Simpson Wears Little Black Dress to Launch New Collection – Celebrity News – UsMagazine.com.

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