OMFG, that MichaelK from Dlisted is so bad, so funny, so wrong…this piece is supposed to be about Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez (mmmm) and his dog…it ends up being about MichaelK and a hookup he had with a guy who had a dog…this dog was huge. Like “if Marmaduke was a Hogan” huge.
That dog isn’t only made of evil, it’s made of saliva too.
You know, because we were licking each other’s parts and there’s the dog licking his right next to us. Menage a NO! NO! NO!
I swear that dog winked at me like, “Bye, whore.”