Did Tish Drive Bret’s Rock Of Love Bus Straight Into Billy Ray’s Heart?

 

 

Sorry for the double posting on Tish freaking Cyrus of all people…but Michael K of Just Jared killed me with his words again…

This is some ridiculous shit that the nosy old memaw at the Piggly Wiggly whispers into your ear about the tramp of the trailer park and the mechanic who got caught fucking a Datsun’s gas tank. I love it. But really, this does make sense. Tish is a forever groupie slut whose one goal is to get more old rock star dick than a urinal in the men’s room of a Vh1 casting office. Tish is living out her dreams! And IN THIS ECONOMY, Bret realized that hooking up with Tish isn’t such a bad thing. They can share European weaves and N.Y.C. eyeliner.

Did Tish Drive Bret’s Rock Of Love Bus Straight Into Billy Ray’s Heart?.

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