Was at the gym, finishing my workout with a hardcore set of abs. *snorts* Laying there, “crunching” and looking around. Saw an annoying sight. A woman who appeared to be about my age. Tall, well-groomed, endlessly long legs. Thin legs. She was really quite thin all over. I crunched and narrowed my eyes at her. Thinking that she must abuse animals or perhaps her husband beats her. Or maybe she’s a hermaphrodite or something?
And then she walked away…in her little running shorts…and I saw a little ripple…an almost imperceptible ripple…cellulite. Joy! *fist pump*
*purred happily* and went on with my day…with a little spring in my step.
It’s the little things, right?