Archive | February 2011

‘Two and a Half Men’ Shut Down After TMZ Story

So, how many people just lost their jobs?? JFC. Trainwreck is too weak of a word for Charlie Sheen.

‘Two and a Half Men’ Shut Down After TMZ Story.

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Blake Griffin — Evidence of a Dunk Contest SCANDAL?

Blake Griffin — Evidence of a Dunk Contest SCANDAL?.

Okay, I know this is NOT my usual fare. Why would *I* care about this?? Because, believe it or not, I actually WATCHED this the other night!  Me?! lol The Frug and I were out on our weekly date (after an entire WEEK apart *cue dramatic tears*) and this was on in the dive bar we went to after some yummy Thai food.

I hated this guy – Blake Griffin, LA Clippers. He was so showboaty and “LA”, kwim?  And this douchey slam-dunk-over-a-car biznaz repulsed me! And apparently, some clown on the internet is pissy b/c Blake hasn’t admitted this was a “stolen” idea. Whatever.

More importantly, I looked prettah hot that night. So hot that some clown TOUCHED me inappropriately. Seriously. The Frug was in the mens room and I felt a finger trace along the area where my shirt had ridden up above the back of my jeans. I whipped my head around and the guy next to me had that “innocent whistle” face on.  I switched places with the Frug when he came back….I can’t prove that the guy touched me but I just know he did. MFWTF?

Prior to that, a group of weirdos with full beards and knit ski caps got thrown out for harassing a waitress. The place was seriously rapey. I was worried that, if there were pinball machines there, it would end up being right out of The Accused, kwim?

Good times.

Oh, speaking of rape (nice and most unusual segue!), here’s Ashlee’s lovely addition to the Urban Dictionary

Rapenoxious

Being righteous or eager to tell your own rape story.

“Whoa, I didn’t know you were raped!”
“yeah, cause I’m not all rapenoxious about it.”
It’s no Cougwhore, but everyone must start somewhere, kwim?


Sofia Vergara shows off her crazy body in a bikini for Shape Mag

She is FORTY?? What the WHAT?! I had no idea!  And she has had a child? (he’s like 18 or something) She is gorgeous.

I love her on Modern Family…she’s hilarious. And now I shall go steal the children’s Valentine’s candies to assuage my jealousy.

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Joe Jonas Is Not Giving Ashley Greene Anything To Work With

 

 

Does anyone see his purity ring? *giggles* These two looked tired and drunk, doncha think? The DListed article (hilarious as always, MichaelK) mocks Joe for not being all over Ms Greene like he should be!

Gave her a lovely Chanel charm bracelet for her bday. Not too shabby, right?!

Joe Jonas Is Not Giving Ashley Greene Anything To Work With.