Seriously, chicas. I couldn’t be more groomed if I were a celebrity. Actually, I sort of look like a celeb. Unforch, like a Real Housewife of ORANGE somewhere. lol
I’ve spray tanned, gotten hair colored and de-frizzed, shellac mani (in a pale color to accentuate my orange glow) and pedi, brow/stache/snatch wax *giggles*, a little Dysport touchup (must blog about that soon)…oh, and I have managed to lose a few lbs! Woot woot! (had to basically dine on air but hey, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!)
Came home from the airbrush tanning and 12 did a double take. “Uh, Mom? I can’t take you seriously when you look like that” and “Uh, you don’t think that looks good, do you?” He is going to make some girl so so happy some day *rolls eyes* Pervy 9 asked “So, do they tan your private parts too?” What am I going to do with them?!?! lmao.
Anyway, good thing all of this grooming is FREE otherwise the Frug will send me packing. *laughs nervously*