*cackling* Hilarious Quentin Tarantino Sex Story

You MUST go read this article…it’s an apparently true account of some ho who hooked up w/QT at a bar one night. Detailed descriptions of his sorry-ass penis and some kinky sexcapades. Go read…then shower. While cackling.

Okay, need highlights?

We make out some more, there’s a little below the belt action that I try to avoid, as QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes.)

and

After some negotiations about how I would not partake in any of the hand job action were nailed down, I begrudgingly acquiesced.

(And by begrudgingly, I realized I didn’t have to shtup the dude and said sure why not in about 0.03 seconds)

Seriously, read it. LMFAO. http://gawker.com/5816417/

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