Oh, MichaelK, I love you so…read his deliciously nasty comments about LiLo and her mama…
No, this is not a page from the “Buy 1 Get 1 Free” clearance section of a Russian brides catalog that caters to gerontophile gentlemen who are in the market for a pre-owned model. This is Lindsay Lohan (on the left) andWhite Oprah (on the right) looking like if Jerri Blank brought Aunt Magdaas her date to her winter formal. If Florida public access did a low-budget version of The Real Housewives of Boca, this is what it would look like.
Blohan and White Oprah peeled themselves out from under the heat lamp on the Sizzler buffet line and Crisco-ed themselves into the finest gowns from Frederick’s to watch Kim Kardashian make a Geico caveman her second husband (and counting). Kim’s invitation said that all hos must only wear black and/or white, so it’s not like Blohan tried to hump the spotlight away from the bride. I wouldn’t put it past her, but she had more important things to worry about. Like trying to sneak as many centerpieces into the trunk of her car so she can sell them later on eBay.
To see more priceless and coked up pictures of the Orange Chicken Sisters, click over to ONTD or Gossip Center. Those who don’t already know will probably spend a few minutes trying to figure out which one came out of the other one’s vagina. They’re both on the wrong side of 48. But my favorite part of those pictures isn’t that they both have the complexion of achicharone. It’s that they both obviously looked into the mirror of delusion and said at the same time, “Damn, bitch, we’re going to make dicks rise tonight!”