Okay, can we just say “eeuuuwww” to Madonna’s boy toy playing with his junk RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DAUGHTER?! Inappropriate!!! Speaking of inappropriate — nice rack, Lourdes! WOW.
OMG, MichaelK. Below he calls Madonna “Vampire Cougar” (say it in that guy’s “honey badger don’t give a SHIT” voice) — You didnt think a vampire cougar could openly laugh at the sun like that. That vampire cougar don’tcare.
The sea creatures of the South of France got a taste of piss from one of Madges babies yesterday when they just couldnt hold it and had to make a pee in the Mediterranean Sea SPOILER ALERT: It wasnt Rocco, Mercy, Lourdes or David. At least I think Baby Brahim is trying to pinch his pee pee hole in that picture above. Or maybe hes checking to make sure that Madges vadge only swallowed one huevo during the youth sucking ceremony from the night before. Probably the latter.Madge took her entire family of BABIES!!! to Eden Roc yesterday and watched as they frolicked in the sea in their bathing suits while she was pretty much covered from the neck down. You can laugh all you want at how Madge is covering up her carcass the same way a fat kid covers up his titties during P.E. pool hour, but she is a damn genius.You didnt think a vampire cougar could openly laugh at the sun like that. That vampire cougar dont care. The hardened mask of creamed fetuses over her face and that weird bathing outfit is making the sun her bitch. Try her, Antonia Gavilán de Logroño! Try her! I swear, Vampire Beehl could learn a thing or twenty from this bitch.