I am *giggling* like a mad woman this morning over this news story…
Apparently, the Biebs got some ho pregnant. Now, that’s not funny, right? What is? She said that the encounter lasted 30 seconds! THIRTY SECONDS! *dying*
It was backstage at his “concert” *rolls eyes* and it was his 1st time. Standing up in a bathroom. For 30 seconds.
That’s why you don’t want to be a celeb. The entire world will mock you about your “romantic first time” and your crappy stamina. And possibly for having the world’s worst luck in impregnating some groupie in those disappointing 30 seconds.