I do feel for Sarcasmo. I really do. He’s gone through a lot this year physically. Crazy teenage growth spurt has put him thisclose to 6 ft tall and yet he weighs a buck thirty (bastard).
This morning, he had to put on a pair of dress pants and a collared shirt. How difficult can this possibly be?? “OMG MOM!” The pants he wore for confirmation a month ago no longer fit him! Well, I should say they no longer fit him in a a normal fashion. For some reason, possibly some strange combo of leg and torso growth, the pants sit at a odd spot — giving him a strangely Ed Grimley look. Not good. Just what every teen boy wants, kwim?
He’s built sort of like an earthworm now. Sort of like Squidward Tentacles.
The poor kid now wears a size 30×34 in pants. They really don’t even make that size. It’s an “online only” kind of size. So, when he’s screaming and writhing on his bed in anger and frustration about his pants, it’s not like I can say “hang on, I’ll run to the mall” (as if I would ever do that! *snorts*)
His body type changing sort of bums me out. I’ve been calling him Lurch in my head for a while now but Lurch is much beefier.
This is a typical response from Sarcasmo…Not kidding…
And, I can still imagine him saying “You Rang“… *giggles*