Because When You Think Of Dusty Cooch, You Think Of Pimp Mama Kris

GAH!   Latest “Celebrity” Endorsement?  Mama Jenner for “Zestra” a female “arousal enhancement“!  *bleaches brain*  File this under NOMG. NO MY GOD!!!!

I don’t think she’s icky, she’s a famewhore, but she’s not repulsive. However, she’s advertising this Zestra stuff, right. And you know she’s using it to get all sexxed up for HIM:

*shrieks* eeeeuuuuwwww (and don’t forget the sexy cross-dressing rumors!)

Sooo, for “research purposes”, I went to the Zestra web site and clicked on their FAQs.  Check this part out:

How do I apply Zestra?

Zestra was designed to be gently applied onto the clitoris and labia (vaginal lips) before or during foreplay. It can be used during vaginal sex, manual stimulation and masturbation. The effects generally begin within three to five minutes peak at 10 minutes and last up to 45 minutes.

Um, isn’t this just part of regular foreplay??? Why does one need some sort of “magic oil” if you are “rubbing it on that area” anyway??  Hmm.

Dammit, now I’m thinking of Kris and Bruce Jenner rubbing oil on their naughty parts. *screams*

Because When You Think Of Dusty Cooch, You Think Of Pimp Mama Kris.

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