This just made me *howl* with laughter. Purity Bear? Really?!
Have you seen this bitch Purity Bear before? Purity Bear is this total cock-blocking teddy bear who shows up in the heads of young people right when they’re about to freak their way to sin. This bitch will ruin your fuck times faster than a case of the runs.
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