Hot Slut Of The Day!

 

OMG!  Michael K is ON FIRE over at DListed today. Excerpt of what he said about my favorite *coughsNOTcoughs* star, Angelina…

Because you know this mess was coming, here’s Angie Jolie’s right legwhich was the breakout meme of last night’s annual Hollywood circle jerk sponsored by Ambien. I don’t know if Angie got high from the toxic fumes wafting off of Wanderlust after it bombed at the box office, but she was posing hard like she was stuck in a hallucination where she was Lea Michele. That was some trademarked Lea Michele posing right there. Bitch stuck her right leg out like her pussy was on fire. Bitch stuck her right leg out like she was getting into the birthin’ stance just in case a newborn needed to fall out. Or just in case an orphan stowed away in her UNICEF crotch during one of her trips to the third world and needed to come out. It was that kind of stance.

And then he called THIS guy “Not Moby”. *dying* Can you believe he had the balls to mock AJ?! I am forever in love with him.

Read it all at –>> Hot Slut Of The Day!.

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This entry was posted on February 27, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments

4 thoughts on “Hot Slut Of The Day!

  1. Thought the highlight of the night was Not-Moby’s little tribute….I would actually venture to guess he wasnt making fun of her…just trying to be “funny”…..whatev – it was friggin hilarious – cheers to the guy.
    BTW…I so get your love of Michael D…awesome !

  2. Had I not been happily married to the AH, I would have proposed marriage to Not-Moby right then & there. You know, through the TV, like a normal person.

    Every time my icy heart starts to thaw a little in AJs direction – I do like that she tries to be charitable? – she goes and does something mind-bendingly (leg-bendingly?) weird like this. Never change, Hollyweird.

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