Miley Miley Miley. 19 years old and just got engaged to an actor. I smell a long life together! *snorts*
Now, that Liam kid is quite a cutie. And she’s been slightly “tamer” of late…well, minus the penis birthday cake and naming her puppy “Mary Jane“…
Since I think it’s important for my boys to be up on celeb gossip, I let them know the terrific news! (this entire post is written in Sarcasm Font, just to be clear)
10: Disney actors don’t get married. They just date someone and dump them in 6 months.
10: So, is she in college?
10: Helllllloooo Bartending!
Sarcasmo really summed it up well:
Sarcasmo: She’s an idiot.