Natalie Portman is dead to me. Dead. No cake?? At a wedding?!?!?!?!?! There are rules. Especially for weddings. You can skip the stupid garter-tossing fuckery. Don’t want to toss the bouquet? No problemo. You can forgo all the expensive tchotchkes like imprinted napkins and the like.
YOU MUST HAVE CAKE.
I guess maybe no cake is better than some disgusting vegan-tofu-prechewed shit like Alicia Silverstone probably had at her wedding.
Nah, cover that with some icing and it’s all good.
(go read what mah boo Michael K had to say about this switch)