Shoulda Known This Guy Was Up To No Good

So, in case you hadn’t heard, or haven’t wanted to hear…there’s a Hulk Hogan video tape.  Why does God hate us so?? Here’s a pic of that slice of hotness: *fans self*

His pal, Bubba the Love Sponge (you can’t make this shit up), “loaned” his wife to the Hulk for sexxy times. Normal friendly stuff, right?  He also hung out while it all happened. Of course he did. And he videotaped it, because that’s what normal people do.

Signs that this was a really bad idea:

A) Your friend’s name is Bubba the Love Sponge. This is a red flag.

B) This friend says “Hey, wanna bang my wife?”  RF #2

C) Said friend is in the next room whilst the banging happens.  RF #3

D)  You live in Florida. RF Forevah

Naturally, I felt compelled to watch the 90 second snippet (hehe) of it. Can’t wash the shame off yet. Anyway, here’s the link…see you on the other side…

http://www.eonline.com/news/356228/hulk-hogan-denied-sex-tape-clip-can-stay-online-for-now

Side note:  Is it just me or does “Bubba the Love Sponge” sound like a hillbilly contraceptive??

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