Oh Brad. What happened?? We all know exactly what happened. SHE happened. She sucked all your youth and hotness out of you. Literally, I bet. *sighs* I think he’s trying to channel his uber-hot Tristan from Legends of the Fall here. Behold the glory of Tristan…
Anyway, where was I?
Oh yes…the Chanel No. 5 ad.
Who’s with me??? What?
Boyfriend needs a chemical peel, a tiny bit of botox, and a haircut. And maybe some fun in his life??? Jesus, the poor guy just looks SAD.