Well, we have.a tree! It’s moved from the sad bucket in the garage into the house in a proper tree stand. It is naked. It shall remain so for now. #lazy
As ever, this was a team effort. Bringing the tree in from the garage required 3 people. *rolls eyes* The Frug makes everything into a 2 person task, minimum. Sigh.
Anyway, I was attempting to make dinner as he struggled with the tree in the stand. Finally, it was straight!
The Frug: “Cow! Where’s the sap protector cloth?”
Frug: “You know, the blue circle that goes under the tree to protect the floor from tree sap?”
Me: *puzzled WTF face*
Me: “Oh! You mean the tree skirt??” *eye roll*
“To protect the floor from tree sap?” The hell?! ?!
Next up, the lights and infamous “Christmas Balls”!!