How Do You Say “Whorrific Blasphemy”

 

O.M. F. G.

W.T.F.?????

I just have to copy/paste all of the snarky fun…and, side note, why am I not married to Michael K?

“These bold ass bitches right here. The whoriest whores of the Illuminati are spreading their evil in Rio de Janeiro right now and yesterday they dared to pose in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue. These minions of Satan (aka Pimp Mama Kris) have no shame. The Christ the Redeemer statue probably wished he had a pair of working eyeballs so that he could’ve rolled them before falling forward to take a long nap.

Kim and Kanye Kardashian’s never-ending attention whore tour is making a stop in Rio for carnival and they continued to draw as much attention to themselves as possible yesterday. Kim’s 120 yard long ass gets enough attention on its own, but she made sure that she got maximum attention by making herself look like a giant pile of barfed up Pepto-Bismol. Bitch looks like a bag of melting, factory-defected hot pink jelly beans.

And will somebody pass the KimYe fetus an oxygen mask (tip: just hide the oxygen mask in a giant hollow black dildo, wave the giant black dildo at Kim and her coochie will instantly swallow it up), because the poor thing is probably suffocating thanks to Kim wrapping her body in a cocoon of Spanx.”

OMG

The whoriest whores of the Illuminati 

These minions of Satan (aka Pimp Mama Kris) have no shame.

Kim and Kanye Kardashian’s never-ending attention whore tour 

Bitch looks like a bag of melting, factory-defected hot pink jelly beans.

… in a giant hollow black dildo, wave the giant black dildo at Kim and her coochie will instantly swallow it up)

*howling*

I. Love. Him. 

Kelly + Michael K FOREVAH.

How Do You Say \.

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