Honestly, Kim Kardashian…NSFW

Filed under “Are You Fucking Kidding Me?”

Kim K. got a bloody facial. No, I’m not doing Brit speak…nor am I using a euphemism for something else.

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I’m actually speechless…I’ll let Michael K take it from here:

I know, the last thing you needed to see on a Monday morning is a close-upshot of a dirty maxi-pad face. Well, at least it’s all up from here and nothing you see this week will be grosser than a portrait of a Kartrashian looking like the tip of a 5 day old tampon.

On last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Taint Miami, one of the Illuminati’s secret beauty regimens was revealed when Kim Kartrashian got a Vampire Facelift. Since Kim is a vapid dildo of vainness, she will inject anything into her face (examples: resin, liquid nails, the sperm of Lucifer, the syrupy nectar that forms under Kanye’s titties when he throws a tantrum, etc…etc..) to keep her mug looking as tight as Kanye’s puckering pussay.

OMG. She has lost her damn mind. Sigh.

Anyway, check out DListed for the rest. UGH.

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