But What Tan Mom Really Wants To Do Is Porn!

 

Of course she does. Porn is her obvious Next Big Thing.

Back to the photo above for a sec. Anyone else thanking God she is wearing her chonies? Whew.

So, the sad part (of many) is that she wrote to the president of the porn company (Vivid for you h00rs who want to look it up!) and he rejected her HARSHLY.  How harshly?  He said they are “not interested in Granny Porn“…GRANNY PORN!  She is younger than I am!!!!

If I did porn it would NOT be Granny Porn…it would be horror of some sort, of course, but not Granny Porn.

Growl.

But What Tan Mom Really Wants To Do Is Porn!.

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