Filed Under “Giggling Madly” and “Holy Shit“!!!!!
REESE WITHERSPOON ARRESTED!!!
Apparently, her husband whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is was pulled over and failed the Breathalyzer. Reese was in the passenger seat shouting at the cops and wouldn’t STFU. So, she got arrested too!
Anyway, here’s her mugshot:
Side note: That dark hair is NOT working for her but she gives excellent Shame Face. Head down submissively. *giggling harder*
Wait. Does the mugshot actually says “Poon, Laura Jeanne“…POON???? Oh, cancel my howling. It must be the end of “Witherspoon”…damn.
The Frug and I take taxis. Not because we’re rich and famous. Because we are SMART.