…in thinking that Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 ad is so so so awkward and embarrassing. To take it a step further — as I often do — let’s discuss Brad’s look in the ad, shall we?
Oh Brad. What happened?? We all know exactly what happened. SHE happened. She sucked all your youth and hotness out of you. Literally, I bet. *sighs* I think he’s trying to channel his uber-hot Tristan from Legends of the Fall here. Behold the glory of Tristan…
Anyway, where was I?
Oh yes…the Chanel No. 5 ad.
So, instead of the long haired brooding tortured hotness of Tristan, I think Brad actually looks like this:
Who’s with me??? What?
Boyfriend needs a chemical peel, a tiny bit of botox, and a haircut. And maybe some fun in his life??? Jesus, the poor guy just looks SAD.
Michael K!!! My God I LOVE him! He calls Angie a “bag of bones” and a “succubus” with “whore pit vipers crawling under her skin“!!!! And he finished her off with “I bet that dress smells like cold death, dried tar and black licorice.”
How does he come up with this stuff?!?! And please don’t stop!
Is it just me or does Brad Pitt have a little Jack Nicholson thing going on here? Something about the glasses and the smile…and I hate his hair!!!! It needs a good shampooing and a CUT! Maybe he and Tom Brady can get a 2-for-1 special??
And I HATE her dress. And her stupid ugly tattoos. *growls*
Now, THESE pix epitomize Cannes and the old/hot Brad Pitt for me:
See??? I know he was already banging AJ behind her back BUT the Pitts looked glowy and happy here.
(JFC, realizing that I should rename my blog to kellysthoughtsondouchebaghair.com)
Anyway, Brad Pitt? You know how I feel about how he’s aging and how AJ has sucked the hotness out of him (perhaps literally hehe)…so, here he is…this look is for a movie so I shall endevour to be kind.
Aging porn star? Aging Mafia guy? Aging metrosexual? I don’t know and I don’t like it.
(and now I’m thinking that perhaps Giselle and Angelina are purposely uglifying their men…they do look better by comparison)
I see Brad Pitt loves those leather pants…*gags* His entire ensemble is douchey. Starting with the hair…and finishing up w/those pants. UGH. And I hate Angie’s dress too…and her hair. These 2 can look amazing…they are both gorgeous people…Brad, lose those God awful pants and do something w/that mop (is he going for the Tom Brady look?? Say it isn’t so!) and Angie, you’re 35 years old…stop dressing like an old lady. Seriously, that looks like something Betty White could wear to the Oscars (well, maybe with a nice shrug over it lol)…she’s young, skinny and sexy…that’s doesn’t last – work it while you can…
Well, hello William Bradley Pitt. Looking much more like yourself (as in, the Brad Pitt I used to lurve) in these pix. Lainey says it’s the lighting…I think the shave and a haircut (6 bits) help too! I like that he’s doing this film with Robin Wright Penn…She’s gorgeous and oh-so-natural…”Hollywood natural” I suppose but still amazing.