Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy last Friday. Sounds like it was a gorgeous wedding. People Mag has the wedding pix (heard they paid about $300,000 for them)…here’s the cover shot:
I want to junk punch him. There’s Jessica, looking so radiant in her pink(!?!) wedding gown…and there’s her pube headed attention whore “it’s all about ME” groom. GAH!
Oh, and like how they have Britney Spears in the right hand corner of the cover. They dated when? 10 years ago when they were teenagers??? Get over it, People Magazine.
Okay, what do we think of this? It claims that Britney exposed her vajayjay to this guy…and that she had loud sex and the kids could hear it…and that she beat her kids with a belt…and that she fed them seafood despite their allergies…
I can totally see her exposing herself to the security guy. Heck, half the planet saw her beaver a few years ago, right? The loud sex? C’mon! Why is that even in the lawsuit?! Is that a crime?? (sure hope not! lol)
The beating and the seafood thing? Gee, I don’t know. She seems like more of a hands off parent than that…like ‘let the nanny take care of it’ kwim?
This is some mean-spirited shit here. DListed had a ‘Name Jennifer Aniston’s New Perfume Contest’. Lots of terrible, nasty names were suggested! However, the whole celebrity scent business bugs me anyway. Why would I want to smell like Jen? Even though I bet she smells amazing…I personally think her scent would be a combo of margaritas, sunscreen, beach…something light and golden smelling…all good stuff but still. The celebs who have perfumes who I do NOT ever want to smell like? Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, JLo…*shudder*
After hearing a bit of backlash from Megan Fox fans (yes, Brad, YOU) I want to clarify something…I have no idea if any of the celebs that I think are Old Whores or Young Whores are actually whores. I just think they LOOK like they could be…or were…or may end up being…
So, my apologies to Megan Fox, Kate Hudson, Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Goldie Hawn, Jessica Simpson, Tara Reid, Nicollete Sheridan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, et al. Please read the above clarification about Whores.