Is it just me or does Brad Pitt have a little Jack Nicholson thing going on here? Something about the glasses and the smile…and I hate his hair!!!! It needs a good shampooing and a CUT! Maybe he and Tom Brady can get a 2-for-1 special??
And I HATE her dress. And her stupid ugly tattoos. *growls*
Now, THESE pix epitomize Cannes and the old/hot Brad Pitt for me:
See??? I know he was already banging AJ behind her back BUT the Pitts looked glowy and happy here.
No no and Hell NO. Jake? Really? He’s GAY, people. Okay, bi. But still. Jen, do NOT do a fakey Jakey romance. You do NOT need publicity like that…find a nice musician or something. No Athletes, No Actors. And no one gay please. Jeez Louise. And he’s not even Hot Gay. He’s total buttaface to me. He’s like a mopey bassett hound or something.
Her new movie is getting shiteous reviews AND Angelia still has Brad AND she still has John Mayer stench on her BUT…it’s her bday and she looks faboo! Always gorgeous skin and hair and big smile on her face. Love her!