I just have to copy/paste all of the snarky fun…and, side note, why am I not married to Michael K?
“These bold ass bitches right here. The whoriest whores of the Illuminati are spreading their evil in Rio de Janeiro right now and yesterday they dared to pose in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue. These minions of Satan (aka Pimp Mama Kris) have no shame. The Christ the Redeemer statue probably wished he had a pair of working eyeballs so that he could’ve rolled them before falling forward to take a long nap.
Kim and Kanye Kardashian’s never-ending attention whore tour is making a stop in Rio for carnival and they continued to draw as much attention to themselves as possible yesterday. Kim’s 120 yard long ass gets enough attention on its own, but she made sure that she got maximum attention by making herself look like a giant pile of barfed up Pepto-Bismol. Bitch looks like a bag of melting, factory-defected hot pink jelly beans.
And will somebody pass the KimYe fetus an oxygen mask (tip: just hide the oxygen mask in a giant hollow black dildo, wave the giant black dildo at Kim and her coochie will instantly swallow it up), because the poor thing is probably suffocating thanks to Kim wrapping her body in a cocoon of Spanx.”
The whoriest whores of the Illuminati
These minions of Satan (aka Pimp Mama Kris) have no shame.
Kim and Kanye Kardashian’s never-ending attention whore tour
Bitch looks like a bag of melting, factory-defected hot pink jelly beans.
… in a giant hollow black dildo, wave the giant black dildo at Kim and her coochie will instantly swallow it up)
I just love her. To be honest, I didn’t really ever give her much thought until the hideous incident w/Kanye West brought out the mama bear protectiveness in me! But, she really handled herself so well and now I love her! Anyway, she hosted SNL last night and just killed it. She sang a song…check out some of the lyrics:
– “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”
– “You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”
– “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”
– “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”
Taylor finished off the song by saying, “We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”
In case you missed it (and until I became this weird teeny bopper Twilight person I would NOT have been watching the MTV VMAs either!), Kanye West ruined poor little Taylor Swift’s award acceptance speech. Got on stage, took the mic, and said Beyonce is better or some b/s like that.
It reminded me of the movie Carrie when Sissy Spacek is standing there, in her pretty dress and hair all done up, and then down comes the pig blood…AWFUL! Taylor Swift is adorable and so so so young…made me feel all Mama Bear and protective of her.