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Celeb Relationship Resolutions For 2010

Celeb Relationship Resolutions For 2010

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Adventureland, Jesse Eisenberg, … | 10 Best Films of 2009: Owen Gleiberman’s Picks | Photo 1 of 16 | EW.com

Yeah, I have actually seen some of the flicks on this ‘Top 10’ list!

Adventureland.  See this. Very good.  And not just for the view of KStew’s white bikini-clad butt (although the Frug would beg to differ – see it JUST for that! lol he was duly impressed and is now a big fan! of her butt  lol) Seriously a good movie. See it for the 80s fest that it is.  And the Stew is very good…

500 Days of Summer.  Actually made Joseph Gordan-Levitt looks appealing! (I find him very simian-like but he is ADORABLE in this) and Zooey Deschanel is always gorgeous and fresh and all the good things that go with that.  The Frug thought it was another painful rom-com but I liked it.

I Love You, Man.  I love YOU, Paul Rudd.

Want to See:

Up in the Air. Clooney, I still dig your old ass. And I love that you aren’t starring in another love-fest w/your Rat Pack/Ocean’s buddies.  AND, that you are paired with an age-appropriate love interest)…Vera Farmiga…from Leo Di’s The Departed…gorgeous. And, Anna Kendrick (Jessica from Twilight!) is in this AND got great reviews and is nominated for a Golden Globe and a SAG award. OMG! 😉

The Girlfriend Experience.  Looks like slutty goodness.

Can’t See:

Inglorious Basterds. A) the spelling of the word bastErd irritates me. B) Brad Pitt. He irritates me.

Food Inc. I do NOT want to know…I just don’t.

Adventureland, Jesse Eisenberg, … | 10 Best Films of 2009: Owen Gleiberman’s Picks | Photo 1 of 16 | EW.com.

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Frugmas!

It's Santa Frug!

Ah, Frugmas!  It’s the one time of year that the Frug opens that wallet and semi-willingly buys something for his long-suffering, much adored, loving wife.  However, much like what has happened w/Aunt Sage (more on THAT later), I must basically select said gift(s) and he either clicks the link to buy or must go out and SHOP. LOL  Such pain.  It is part of my Frugmas joy though.  Knowing he is out there, possibly in a MALL, credit card in hand, shaking with fear.  muahaha

So, what is on my list this year?  (other than World Peace, obviously)  Have been searching for a new scent. Other than Eau d’Old Whore naturally.  I tend to hate most fragrances.  I was in a store the other day and some woman’s perfume gave me such a headache, it was like a knife into my eyes. (yes, the scent hurt my eyes somehow – that’s where I get headaches, like right behind my eyes, kwim?)  Anyway, I was a BIG Calvin Klein Obsession gal.  Yeah, I’m an 80’s gal, you knew that!  I wore it well into the 90’s too!  The last perfume I had and loved was Prada. The Frug got it for me a few bdays ago. I actually used the whole bottle (not at one time tho! ha)  The one he got had the old-time squeezey atomizer thing. Reminded me of my mom’s perfumes…  So, anyway, I have been trying out a bunch of scents…I like clean, sort of powdery, not too cloyingly sweet, no vanilla or anything edible…(honestly, why would you want to smell like pumpkin spice, kwim?)  I have decided on another Prada…it’s Prada ‘L’eau Ambree’.  Very pretty.  Although, G tried to destroy it by saying me to ‘Uh, Mom, it kinda smells like Old Lady’  WTH?!  I certainly hope not.  Although, Old LADY just might trump Old WHORE, kwim?! haha I am hopeful that Santa Frug comes thru.  It’s only available in Prada Boutiques and Neiman’s and Nordstrom’s.  All places guaranteed to make him break out in hives.  Again, part of the joy of Frugmas!

Another item on my list is a new black leather jacket. Am thinking of a badass motorcycle style.  B/c I am so badass, you know?!  I have 2 older ones. One has giant shoulder pads.  And, is sort of larger, 80’s style! 😉  Why did we wear oversized stuff??  Did we not realize it made us all look LARGER?!  Hello, common sense!?!  Anyway, I haven’t seen one I love yet.  I need one that is a bit longer than the average one b/c of my freakishly long torso. (am built a bit like Barney Rubble…long torso, short legs. Hot.)  And, I like soft, buttery leather. Many of these jackets are stiff.

yeah, I am really liking her jacket

The Frug liked the jacket January Jones was wearing on the cover of GQ.  Look at the photo.  Do you even SEE a jacket on her?  All I see are her very round, very pretty boobs!  I did look at the magazine to see what kind of jacket it was…it was Dolce and Gabbana and said ‘call for price’…not Frugal at all.  So, not sure if this item will be under the tree.  I couldn’t provide an exact style, direct link to purchase, etc! lol

Another item is a pair of shooties.  I have been obsessing over KStew’s awesome ones from the New Moon tour but, obviously, they are not Frugal. Found these Nine West ones while doing non-selfish shopping (oops, guess it actually WAS selfish – imagine that!)…the style is called Donuvan. They’re cute. Not exactly the ones I wanted but close enough.  They were $99 on sale BUT I also got an additional 30% off!  So so so very Frugal.  These will NOT be under the tree since I decided I had to wear them immediately!  But, I think they ‘count’ as a Christmas pressie!

I think that there is going to be something crazy under the tree though.  The Frug likes LEGGINGS.  Yes, leggings.  How do you think Barney or Fred would look in them?  Hot, right?  Anyway, I *think* he is getting these:

Oh yeah. I am going to look not-small in these. God help me.

What am I going to wear with these?  And WHERE can I wear them?  Certainly not to a function at the kids’ school! LOL  Maybe I should be on the treadmill instead of blogging???  Wish me luck. I am almost positive I will be seeing these.  And no, YOU will not be seeing me in them! lol and not kidding, damnit.

Well, I better log off. It’s a freaking BLIZZARD here.  Perfect time to fold laundry. Wrap presents. Ignore husband, kids, dog, cat. My usual glam life stuff.

Quick Rob Update

You know, I hate to give bad news around the holidays…just seems so wrong.  But, in the interest of honesty, I have to let you know:

I’m breaking up with Robert Pattinson. (okay, maybe we’re just on a break)

I know.

I know this seems like it’s out of the blue.  It feels like I just confessed my little fantasy about me and Rob.  Rob & I are together and I’m wearing KStew’s amazing shoes… but it’s been building up for a month or so now. Started with the New Moon promotions.  He was EVERYWHERE. Couldn’t get away from him. Interviews in magazines, tv, online.  The bloggers were all over him — so many pix, videos, analyzing every hair on his head, every word out of his mouth…He was just in my face all the time. Which you would think I would love…but…it almost gave me the ICK. I guess there is such a thing as ‘too much Rob.’  Sigh.

So, I went to NYC the weekend New Moon came out.  He knew I was there. He could feel the magnetic attraction between us — but, he was playing coy and stayed just out of reach! 😉  Maybe he was just being nice and letting me have a Girls Weekend? 😉  When I got home, the Rob drought began…the holidays kicked into gear…and I realized ‘hey, I haven’t thought about Rob in a while’…haven’t been googling him, haunting the robsessed blogs, nothing.  And, guess what?  I don’t miss him!  I know!

I’m not ruling out a future reconciliation.  After all, he and I go way back (to June ’09 at least)…Remember Me is coming out in March (I think) and Eclipse in June.  There’s hope.  And, there is all the hotness to consider.  Maybe I am just backing off on my Robsession so I can maybe get a sweet Christmas gift from the Frug??  Who knows?

Not sure how Rob will handle this news. I’m glad he has KStew to help him heal from my break-up.  But, one thing…even though I’m not w/Rob now…I still want Kristen’s shoes.  Seriously.

Bowery Hotel – Part 2

So, this is the long awaited PART 2 of Saturday in NYC.  I believe I left off as I was stumbling down the streets of NY, shouting the word VAGINA? Apparently, I was also gyrating and making lewd gestures…humiliating Ashley, the uber-cool Manhattanite. What are relatives for?

So, we are all working our looks…Robin, working the blonde glamazon thing…Ashley, raven haired fiesty-hip pixie…me, the classic Old Whore…went back in the Bowery Hotel lounge area…they have tables with ‘bottle service’…you know, buy a bottle of vodka for $500 and get to hang in the cool area…such a non-Frug-approved thing! 😉 We went back to the side bar for a bit…then, Ash then scoped out a table in the cool area with only 1 or 2 guys at it…they were happy to have us hang but the bouncer types nixed it!  Can you believe it?  Hmph.  And, so we’re hanging out with our $20 drinks and a very nice bouncer guy (not a burly I-will-kick-your-ass type) w/adorable horn rimmed glasses came over…he apologized profusely but asked us to basically get back into the riff-raff room!  (side bar) He did say he would come get out out of the riff-raff room when the hubbub died down a bit…I *know* it was b/c Rob was there, somewhere…there was a bit of a buzz in the air.  Someone said Keifer Sutherland was there too. Did I see him? Of course not.  I am apparently celeb-repellant.  Walked out onto the patio area (where Rob would be hanging out, smoking…and making it look sexy and cool somehow…le sigh)…didn’t see him…such a TEASE. The media I was reading later gave conflicting reports. Some said he was there later (we stayed til 1:03am) and some said he was on the upper west side, with Kristen Stewart…Regardless…I *know* he and I were hanging out at the Bowery, separate, yet still together in spirit! 😉

So, during my stalking time, there were some things to keep my mind off of my RPattz-less-ness.  One guy came over w/his buddies…his intro ‘hey, one of the best things about me is that I like to buy girls drinks’…well, okay then! Have at it!  His other line? Something about ‘one of the best things about me is that I’m tall’ Okay. Never bothered to get his name b/c honestly, who cares, kwim?  Robin was busy thinking about ‘Wrench’ and Ash was getting constant texts from her ex-current-future-fiance-stalker-killer.  Which left me to entertain the drink buyers.  Which was fine. I really love being married. I can talk to anyone. No pressure, kwim?  The other guy gave us 3-4 different names.  I resorted to just calling him ‘Pleather’ b/c his jacket was ‘green’ and pleather. Tall guy, just called him ‘Tall’…Tall was a character.  He asked me a question that was so vulgar that it left me speechless.  ME?!  Can you believe it?  I cannot even repeat it here!  Finished up there w/a round of disgusting gingery nasty shots. UGH.  Oh, and when we got back to the hotel, Ashley and I decided hot dogs from a street vendor were a terrific idea. UGH. No hangover for me though.  Maybe that’s a preventative?

So, sadly, despite some decent stalking, no Rob sighting.  And, even if I did see him, he would have been w/KStew, which is cool I suppose.  It did make me come up w/a new mental scenario though…it’s me with Rob…and I am wearing Kristen’s shoes.  Whoregasm.

Picture, me wearing these shoes

Plus ROB. He can keep his Ray Bans on 😉

mmmmmmmmmmmmm