Lindsay!! Holy Old Whore Alert. Wowsa. I have fewer wrinkles that that. And her eyes? They look like they have seen some serious shit, kwim?
Clean living, chicas. So important. Let this photo be a wakeup call to all you potential crack hoes out there! (again, what is the plural of Ho when you do NOT mean the hoe that you rake with?? I hate putting the ‘ to make it Ho’s like the Ho owns something *snorts*)
I have to say that I really like this dress. No, I really do. Especially when worn with proper undergarments. Would it have killed her to wear a bra?? And you know she doesn’t have undies on either!! JFC, woman. You’re going to COURT, not to a club. Yes, inappropriate. However, she would have looked h-o-t at a club, shaking those tatas on the dance floor 😉 (side note: Is she “enhanced”? Or is she heavy right now and carrying it in her boobs?)
Check out the schedule at Betty Ford…not too shabby, eh? Minus the 6am wake-up call…wonder if they let you sleep in?? And, it seems like they have lots of “Med Calls”…aren’t these people addicts? What kind of meds would they be handing out?? Diet pills? lol and kidding! I still think Promises is way better b/c it’s right there in Malibu and much more posh. Oh, wait. She’s been to Promises. She’s sort of doing a Tour d’Rehabs. *sighs* Girl is a sad, sad thing.
Everyone knows I long for rehab, right?? (*whispers* only a fancy schmancy celebrity one tho) Organic foods, yoga, talking about ME ME ME…no dishes, carpools, dog walking, cleaning the kitty litter, helping w/homework…*smiles* Time to crack open a bottle of Mama’s pink juice! *giggles*
So, Princess Trainwreck is going to jail…this Tuesday. Hope and I were texting a week or so ago saying that Linds is definitely going to meet someone in jail…and perhaps there’ll be a sex tape! Here’s hoping! She’s been having money problems (what with snorting or shooting up all her earnings from when she had a career)…I think all those problems could go away if she sold a video like “Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Orgy in Jail”, right? Pervy freaks would LOVE that (sick bastards)…
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay…remember when she was cute? And had a future that didn’t include ODing, rehab, and getting punched by waitresses on her birthday? Where are her real friends? Parents?? She is so sad…she’s pretty much a hopeless case…