Tag Archive | Madonna

Slurping On Your Soooouuuuuuuuuul

 

Sweet Baby Jesus…it’s MADONNA. Or, as my boo Michael K said:

“…posted this terrifying picture of her looking like Mr. Burns as an albino Bettie Page.”

And:

“THOSE DEMON EYES! If you’re a dude, then your nutsack probably ripped itself off of your body and slammed itself against the screen, because her eyes could cut off a pair of iron testicles.”

I LOVE MICHAEL K.

That is all.

Slurping On Your Soooouuuuuuuuuul.

Madonna’s Veiny Old Hands! Hee hee!

This makes me so happy. And yes, I know I’m going to Hell…

Okay, her arms are s-i-c-k!  My inner body builder is jealous of her guns. However, her veiny arms and hands? Nope!! MANLY!!!! You know she could kick my a$$…

The hair? Um, no. Rat’s nest. Dried and fried. And it’s an unattractive yellow that does nothing for her.

Her face? Her neck? Chest?  I want to be critical but I have to say, for 50+, she looks great. You can totally tell she was not a tanner. (@*$_($ and f*ck me.  I know she’s had work done…but it’s working for her. Can’t hide those old hands tho! *gleeful evil giggles*

**editing back in…I need a picture of her ass. Not a bare ass – just to see if she has any cellulite or saggage. I bet she doesn’t…*sighs*

Check the article on X17 online

Happy Early Birfday, Vadge!

SO, Madonna is 52!!??? Damn, she looks great. Around the time of the Haiti telethon, she looked WEIRD. Over-plumped w/fillers was my guess. Looks like they calmed down a bit and she looks good.  Never can hide the hands, though…damn hands give the age away…

Like her dress. I would look like a stuffed shiny gray sausage in it…

Happy Early Birfday, Vadge!.

A-Rod and Cameron Diaz’s Doting Dinner Date – E! Online

Why, Cameron? WHY????  A-Rod is a total douche.  He’s a hot douche but a douche nonetheless. AND, he’s been with Madonna AND Kate Hudson…and those bitches have been around! lol

And, another bitchy side note…hate the red lipstick.  Makes her look drag queeny. (I heart Cameron Diaz, I DO! but not with the red lipstick…and NOT boinking A-Rod)

A-Rod and Cameron Diaz’s Doting Dinner Date – E! Online.

Added to Life’s Indignities…

…was at the gym, attempting to whip my a$$ in shape…normally, I avoid looking in the mirror, for obvious reasons…today I glanced over…WTH? Why are Madonna’s veiny, bony hands attached to my body?

And, if I have to have those hands of hers, why can’t I have the rest of her ridiculously toned body too??

But then I would have to have this face…

at the Hope for Haiti telethon

Did everyone see her during the telethon?  She looked like she’d been pumped full of face fillers.  I wonder if she had had the stuff injected, thinking she would have some time for the swelling to diminish but then the Haiti telethon popped up and she *had* to be seen??  B/c her face was a puffed-up wreck.  I mean that with all love and kisses for Madonna, of course.

Back to the bony claws that now hang from my arms…sigh…not much I can do about it…and, to be honest, they are the very least of my problems right now.  But, c’mon!?!? Why does it all have to be going down the shitter??  At least my eyelashes still rock 😉 (yes, they are the only part of me that’s making me happy right now! How sad?!?)