WOW, where was this picture of Pamela Anderson when I needed a SEA HAG photo?! Yikes. Girlfriend needs to put some clothes ON, ASAP!
After hearing a bit of backlash from Megan Fox fans (yes, Brad, YOU) I want to clarify something…I have no idea if any of the celebs that I think are Old Whores or Young Whores are actually whores. I just think they LOOK like they could be…or were…or may end up being…
So, my apologies to Megan Fox, Kate Hudson, Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Goldie Hawn, Jessica Simpson, Tara Reid, Nicollete Sheridan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, et al. Please read the above clarification about Whores.
That is all.
Not sure if I am the first to coin this word. It refers to a woman who *thinks* she is a cougar but is in fact just an old whore. As in, “Wow, lots of cougwhores at Happy Hour tonight.” Or, “Hey, do my new extensions look fierce or do I look like a cougwhore?”