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Sarah Jessica Parker takes James Wilkie to school because she has good hair 13oct10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grrr, trying to figure out how to get this one pic posted where you can really see how bony her knees are. *sighs* Click the link to check out’s Lainey’s post about SJP, the pix are better there…

Anyway, she said that the paps always stake out SJP’s place the morning after a big event b/c Sarah likes to walk her son to school the day after b/c her hair looks good. I so get that. Wanna work that blow out, right?? However comma I have to say her hair doesn’t look that great to me! Is there a reason she doesn’t ever get her roots done? She’s a spokewhore for L’Oreal haircolor for goodness sake!  Also her hair is GORGEOUS when it’s all curly…why do that blow out thingy when a) your roots are NOT DONE and b) the curls are just so so so pretty??

Final bitch…who wears that kind of outfit to walk the kid to school????  Normally, you see her in cargo pants and flats taking him to school – tres normal…today? Sort of an odd choice for the walk to school…

*meows*

Sarah Jessica Parker takes James Wilkie to school because she has good hair 13oct10.

I ‘heard about the Morgans’ and I have some new ideas for Hugh Grant…

Hugh Grant!  My original Brit crush.  Back in ’94 with Four Weddings and a Funeral.  The hair. The accent.  The cute smile (despite a tiny case of English teef – lol)…the bumbling, fumbling.  Adorable.  Perhaps a precursor for the latest Brit crush??  hmmm

Ever see Four Weddings and a Funeral?  So good. I still cry when I hear this poem by W.H. Auden (sounds especially good spoken in a Scottish brogue):

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the woods;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

Back to Hugh.  Loved him in Love Actually, Notting HillAbout a Boy, Bridget Jones…etc.  Where has he been lately???  He is aging pretty well though.  Below is a link to a review of his new movie with SJP.  Looks God-Awful. Which is a shame.

Also, his scandal?  Caught getting a BJ from a hooker.  That seemed like such a huge scandal back then.  He went on tv and said yes, I did that and I am an ass, basically. It was refreshing. No spin, no PR b/s.  Compared to the Tiger Woods fiasco, a little BJ from a ho ins’t a big deal, right?! lol 😉

I ‘heard about the Morgans’ and I have some new ideas for Hugh Grant….

Fashion “trends” that need to die

Read this realizing that I am a 40-something mom…perhaps not the fashion maven that some people are…but, I do think I can tell when something looks assy…

Okay, let’s talk Maxi Dresses. You know what they really are, right?  Night Gowns!  And, not cute, sexy nighties!  Old lady, grandma ones!  Now, I know that Nicole Ritchie wears them.  She owns them.  She looks adorable in them.  That girl looks adorable in everything, damn her.  If you want to wear a maxi dress, ask yourself “is my name Nicole Ritchie? ”  If the answer is “no” then put that hideous shizz back on the rack and walk away.  They are the antithesis of sexy.  They are shapeless sacks.  Yes, they come in fun prints and I am sure they are comfy. So are muu-muus and we all know who wears those, don’t we?  Fat old ladies.  Enough said.

Gladiator flats.  Again, Nicole, thanks for these.  You look so cute in them with your skinny legs sticking out of your short-shorts.  The rest of us just look fat and stumpy in them (especially when worn with shorts that are too short)…Toddler girls wear little sandals like this.  Are you a toddler?  Put away the gladiator flats.  Now, gladiators w/a high heel?  They are awesome!  Think SJP in SATC.  That’s a look to strive for.  I have the Steve Madden version of the black Dior heels she wore in the SATC movie.  I wear the shit out of them.  I like to think I look amazing in them! 😉  Do I look like a toddler in ’em?  Ask my husband.  I think you’ll hear a resounding “Hell no!” out of him.

Skinny Jeans.  This may come off sounding like sour grapes from the chica who cannot fit her massive ‘athletic’ calves into said skinny jeans.  But, I think we all need to ask ourselves the hard question (and it is a very hard question)…”Am I skinny?”  According to research, most of us are NOT.  So, fat asses in skinny jeans?  And, perhaps the dreaded muffin top hanging over the low rise??  Oh my.  There are people who can wear them.  Models.  Actresses. Gals with a 34+ inch inseam. And, maybe maybe maybe some guys who have the cajones to pull them off. Striving for a rocker-chic aesthetic.  I get it.  But, they have to be on the right guy, with the right kind of look. Otherwise, it’s a little gay (not that there’s anything wrong w/that)…

“Juicy” or any other word written across the butt of your pants. Why would you want to advertise that your butt is ‘juicy’?  Eeuuww. If it is in fact “juicy”, clean that shit up, dry it off!  If you want to show off that you can afford Juicy Couture clothing, please find another way.  PLEASE.  Most people lose a letter up their butts anyway…so, it’s “JUCY”or “JCY”…all bad news.  And, this goes for other words like “CHEER” too.  Are we supposed to cheer looking at your ass?  These are usually worn by teenagers…whose bottoms should be off limits, not sporting little “look at me!” logos.  Moms, don’t let your girls advertise that their butts are JUICY or CHEERy.  Please.

That’s all for now.  But, consider yourself warned that I will be continuing this as a regular feature! 😉