As you’re all aware by now, my mind, well, what’s left of it, is a wandering fool. When I am walking the dog (esp in the @($&@$)& driving snow, 4 degrees…while others are toasting warm), I get particulary nutty.
You may not realize that I am a closet Miley Cyrus ‘fan’…okay, using the term ‘fan’ quite loosely. As loose as the slutty girl herself perhaps? haha This Miley thing is new for me. You all know that I hate her slutty pole dancing antics and her sluttier BJ lips. Ugh. However, of late I have been dancing in my car, singing to Party in the USA! Eleven is horrified by it and yet Eight LOVES it! WTH is going on with me?! It is a damn catchy tune, no? So happy and upbeat!
So, I’m singing in my head while walking Otis. I am pretty sure I just sing in my head. I hope…and suddenly I’m thinking ‘this song would be a perfect one for that band from Old School and The Hangover’…you know, the one where the lead singer adds the word ‘fucking’ into the lyrics’…I think it’s called ‘The Dan Band’…
I hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my fucking cardigan welcome to the land of fucking fame excess, (woah) am I gonna fit in? Jumped in the cab, Here I am for the fucking first time Look to the right and I see the fucking Hollywood sign This is all so fucking crazy Everybody seems so fucking famous My tummys turnin and I'm feelin fucking home sick Too much pressure and I'm fucking nervous, That's when the taxi man turned on the radio and a fucking Jay Z song was on and the fucking Jay Z song was on and the fucking Jay Z song was on CHORUS: So I put my fucking hands up They’re playing my song, And the butterflys fly away Noddin’ my head fuck yeah Moving my hips fuck yeah, And I got my fucking hands up, They’re playin my song I know I'm gonna be ok Yeah, It's a fucking party in the USA Yeah, It's a fucking party in the USASo, it's perfect, right? A shame my evil genius is being wasted...