Oh yeah. I am ttoooottttaaallllllllllyyyyyyy going to read this book!! It’ll be a shame-read that I hide on my iPad but I will read it!!
Here’s a gem from MichaelK on the subject:
I’ve always wondered why Monica Lewinsky hasn’t written a tell-all for millions of dollars. My guess was that she wanted to respect Bill and wanted to distance herself from the whole mess. But fuck that slut Bill with a cigar and fuck distance. How many of us can say that 15 years after we sucked some peen, someone offered us 12 million dollars to talk about sucking said peen?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Mr. and Mrs Ryan Reynolds! Take a gander at that ROCK. Holy crap! How many carats is that?!?!?!
RR does nothing for me. He’s got a nice body but I think his face is just meh. Blake is pretty, voluptuous…and seems so ditzy and dull. Maybe they’ll be perfect for each other? *laughs* Please, it’s Hollywood. I give it 2-3 years max.
Hoe My God! Girlfriend is still flexible about all these years! Whoa. My man Michael K mentioned something about how difficult it must have been to dislodge her “suction cup coochie” from that table. Been giggling to myself f
FINALLY seeing some progress from Ms Simpson. Here she is at LAX, flying off to be interviewed by Katie Couric (New show for Katie!! And I hear the elusive E L James is going to be on soon too!)…anyway, looking much improved…big smile on her face…huge mane of gorgeous-yet-always-pageant hair…her thighs are looking much slimmer…which made me wonder if Spanx is making leggings these days…they totally should, right?!
Anyway, here’s a gem from my Michael K:
“…Weight Watchers will mummify her in Spanx, wrap her in a full-body girdle, cover the girdle with plastic wrap and then vacuum seal her so tight that she’ll have to learn how to breathe through her ear holes. During Katie’s show, a translator who is fluent in Morse code through blinks will stand next to Jessica, because she’ll be sucked in so tight that she won’t be able to move her mouth so she’ll have to communicate by blinking.”
You know how I mock something and then wait a bit and suddenly I find myself liking it? (like skinny jeans, for example!) Welp, I’m worried about this…I’m starting to not hate wedge sneakers. *shrieks* I do NOT want to like these. They’re weird and puffy and wrong. But, let’s look at these Marc Jacobs ones…
And similar ones from Steve Madden:
And *whispers* these are terrible but I can’t look away…
I’m always in a quandary in the fall…I need a casual shoe to fill the “can’t wear flip-flops anymore and yet it’s not boot weather yet” void. And we all know how I feel about “cute flats“…I must have a heel of some sort to elongate the stumps.
There’s something about them that’s very 80s. They remind me of the classic white Reebok high tops…which I discovered 5 seconds ago that they still make them and you can still buy them! Whoa. TINA!!!
HELP ME! Tell me how hideous and just plain wrong wedge sneakers are. But read this post from The Glamazons first… They make them seem almost practical! lol
Sorry to be blunt but c’mon!! She says she didn’t realize that all the weight didn’t come off when you had the baby. WHAT?! Just how stupid is she??????? You start off at 130, end up at what looked to be 200, and your baby weighed 10 lbs. Hmm, I’m not a math person but there’s a good 60 lbs unaccounted for there. Probably more b/c she is a liar too! lol
Enjoy the pic of Jessica’s epic EPIC rack. You could just pop those bad boys with a pin and milk would explode outta them! Impressive.
Here’s a snippet of Michael K’s golden words about Jess just being a regular girl trying to lose the baby weight:
“I’m just your everyday woman…” Heffa, shut your mouth on a loaf of Weight Watchers banana bread, because you ain’t an everyday woman. As far as I know, everyday women aren’t paid millions of dollars to lose weight and don’t have an unemployed husband who can take care of the baby while she walks in place as her private chef makes her lunch. Bitch can call herself an average woman when I see her doing crunches in her cubicle before eating a lunch of broccoli slop that she tried to steam in the break room microwave.