Gwyneth Paltrow Wrote Her Incredibly Pretentious Cookbook Herself, Thank You

 

*loathes*

Sort of a cute, very casual pic of Snobby McFishsticks, doncha think? Her top is sloppy and her boobs are loooow.

Anyway, apparently the NYTimes said she used a ghostwriter for her cookbook. She said she DID NOT. Does anyone really care?!?  Who bought that thing anyway??

My man Michael K said:

Yes, she wrote every word. Every ponderous word about ingredients you can’t afford, cookware that’s only available at a tiny shop in the Pyrenees, and how much better she is at making this shit than you are. Ugh, she’s a prig. Her husband must think about sticking his head in that outdoor pizza oven on a daily basis.

Hee hee!  He also said he could almost hear her “snobby, passive-aggressive tone“…*dying*

Gwyneth Paltrow Wrote Her Incredibly Pretentious Cookbook Herself, Thank You.